This is my silly poem. It's from Open Season. That's right, the animated film about woodland animals. What about it?!


There once was an elf,
A magical elf, who lived in a rainbow tree.

He lived upstairs from a flatulent dwarf
Who was constantly having to pee

And then one day he could take no more
So he went and knocked on the rude dwarf's door

And what do you know?
They suddenly both were married!